February 2012
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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Watchwomenaresociety:
fuckyeah-nerdery:
Middle aged men explain why middle aged men know more about women’s health than women. I lul’d.
I love Nick Offerman.
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Jess: DON'T CALL MY NAME DON'T CALL MY NAME KATIEJANDRO
Jess: I'M NOT YA BABE I'M NOT YA BABE KATIENANDO
Jess: DON'T WANNA KISS DON'T WANNA TOUCH JUST SMOKE MY CIGARETTE AND HUSH
Jess: DON'T CALL MY NAME DON'T CALL MY NAME KATIEBERO
Jess: KATIEJANDRO KATIEJANDRO
Jess: KATIEKATIEJANDRO KATIEKATIEJANDRO
Jess: Except you can call my name
Jess: That'd be okay
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Katie: I want to have a ton of really dirty sex with Meryl Streep.
Oliver: dude same
Oliver: and that's coming from someone who likes dick
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Jess: like I think I am about 2% Les Miserables
Me: 98% human, 2% Les Miserables
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Me: Just a heads up, I apologize in advance for when I go see Godspell and meet Hunter Parrish and we fall madly in love and elope.
Jess: Okay.
Me: Are you crashing, baby?
Jess: Nope, I'm just sad about you and Hunter Parrish.
Me: Well. I mean. He is Jesus.
Jess: No. I AM JESUS.
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Can we just talk about the next two weeks of my...
2/25: Wizard of Oz tech rehearsal 9-4, work 6-11:30
2/26: Godspell rehearsal 1-4, work 5-10:30
2/27: Wizard of Oz dress rehearsal
2/28: Wizard of Oz dress rehearsal
2/29: Godspell rehearsal
3/1: Godspell rehearsal
3/2: Wizard of Oz opening night
3/3: Wizard of Oz, two performances
3/4: Godspell rehearsal 1-4, work 5-10:30
3/5: Work, hopefully
3/6: Nothing
3/7: Godspell rehearsal
...
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Jess: My friend Matthew just turned me straight with the help of the Lord Baby Jesus Christ.
Me: So does that mean we can't have sex or...?
Jess: No then Carolyn turned me gay again with the words "Billie Piper" so we can mos def have lots of sex wat.
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Me: BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHH
Me: BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHH
Jess: I was about to send you some romantic Shakespeare shit, but you've just lost that privilege.
Me: BUT...
Me: YA KNOW YA LOVE ME
Me: I KNOW YA CARE
Me: JUST SHOUT WHENEVER
Me: AND I'LL BE THERE
Me: YOU ARE MY LOVE
Me: YOU ARE MY HEART
Me: AND WE WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE APART
Jess: I feel like I'm being Justin Bieber Rick Rolled right now.
Me: ARE WE AN ITEM
Me: GIRL QUIT PLAYIN'
Me: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
Me: WHAT ARE YA SAYIN'
Me: SAID THERE'S ANOTHER
Me: LOOKED RIGHT IN MY EYES
Me: MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME
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Jess: I SAID HEY KATIE
Jess: YEAHHH
Jess: I SAID HEY KATIE
Jess: YEAHHH
Jess: WHAT DO WE LIKE TO EAT?
Jess: TIME LORD MEAT
Jess: idk what I'm doing anymore.
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Medium is on Instant Netflix!
I’m set for the week!
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Just happily minding my business and then...
cyruspotnoodle:
It’s called HB 1077— “Women’s Right to Know” Act. It requires a woman seeking to get an abortion:
to get a mandatory ultrasound 24 hours before getting the procedure
that the ultrasound screen be aimed at the woman’s face — although she can avert her eyes, how thoughtful of them to say so
that the woman has to deliver a print copy of the ultrasound to her primary care...
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Anonymously tell me how you feel.
thisloveiscrazy:
♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
* = just delete your tumblr already
æ = post a picture of yourself
$ = you’re awesome
# = i love your blog
@ = you’re beautiful
+ = i hate you
% = you’re ugly
<3 = i want to fuck you
& = i wish we were close
~ = i wish we were friends in real life
? = i relate to a lot of the same...
new theme. thoughts? →
Hey guys, it's this amazing girl's birthday! Go... →
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winterinthetardis asked: I want the letters:
K T H A S C O O T I E S
(some of them are so important, they need to be mentioned twice)
K T H A S C O O T I E S
(some of them are so important, they need to be mentioned twice)
FANDOM EDITION: Are these the kind of things you'd...
imafangirlnotadoctor:
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
G - Do you remember your first...
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shephards:
apriki:
sometimes when i’m sitting on a plane i look around me and think
is this a group of people in need of redemption whose lives have all previously intertwined and who will find peace with one another in purgatory
#’i wonder who they have murdered’ #’i wonder who are the other two members of my love triangle’ #’i hope the mystical time travelling island we land on has...
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notlestradesdivision:
“We’re always giggling....
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WELL
That…was…unexpected.
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“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...”
– Evelyn Waugh (via christina-alexandra)
hogwartsandthetardis asked: PICK ONE LADY YOU GET TO SEX IT UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! (and only one lady so like...pick a lady to get married to)
internetwinnage asked: I miss you. You are the best ever. Which is obviously not a question, so...if you were a type of ice cream what type of ice cream would you be and why?
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...