I am the Queen of Angst. Everything I touch turns to fic. If shipping Billie/David is wrong, I don't want to be right. I'm like the sonic screwdriver: I don't do wood. I want to be Neil Gaiman, John Green, Rose Tyler, Buffy Summers, Leslie Knope, Billie Piper, Hermione Granger, Mary Crawley, and Abed Nadir when I grow up.